SEMI RETIRED MEMBERS

THE (semi) RETIRED GREAT FEZHEADS

Unfortunately no longer with us as often as we would all like
(but still pop up every now and then)

Once a Fabulous Fezhead, you can never leave, but can't really be called a current performer unfortunately


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	El Turnipo	Our own Love Walrus!
	El (as he's known to his friends) has been with the Fabulous Fezheads for years. He was elected to furnish the Fezheads with an in-exhaustible supply of new blood, and has no doubt contacted a female near you at some point in the past. If not, he will soon.
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	George Gadaffi	Is erm, musical!
	George was a late joiner to the Fab Fezzes having served his time in other sides. He then chose to squeeze his box for us. He is a well-known musician and accomplished historian. He is probably still quite capable of dying on any stage he plays on, but unfortunately it won't be with us for a little while. Hurry back George, we're sounding too good!
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	Biskit	Biker Fez
	Biskit can often be seen buffing away on his own in the corner. Chrome takes a lot of polishing. Two stroke or four stroke, the technique never varies, a sharp kick down and a flick of the wrist is all that's neeed to send Biskit into the realms of ecstacy.
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	Captain Bubble (aka Marcus Kebab)	Drum and Drummer
	The other Kebab twin. He is the Fezhead with the red and white striped top. Guaranteed to play continuously for eight hours in every six. Captain Bubble was our principal perkuss...percush...pickus... drummer. An unlimited imagination resulted in him developing a complete drum kit that fits into a suitcase. On the odd occasion when he doesn't stop, we simply close the lid! As we typically get shoved in the corner of the bar, it is useful that he manages to fit in very small places with his Busker Kit © .Even better YOU can BUY a Busker Kit © for yourself. Just drop Busker Kits a line for details.
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	Fuzzy	Fuzziness is Fez shaped
	Previously known as Baldy Fez, Fuzzy had an unfortunate experience during a rare planetary alignmment whilst spraying his garden with MiracleGro in conjunction with a facing wind. He has a hair cut once a month and an exclusive contract with a soft toy and cushion stuffing company.
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	Gordon of Rochester	Do you know who I am?!
	There is obviously no need for any description of this man, because everybody knows who he is!
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	Dicky
	Dicky, known to his closest mates as "Big", unlike the majority of the Fezheads, didn't start dancing until he finished his education at Eton; such is his talent however, that few can tell the difference between his dancing ability and that of his fellow Fezheads who have been going wrong for years.
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	Scratcher	The Strings Dept.
	A veritable virtuoso of the trombone. Spent years conducting Welsh Male Voice choirs around Mumbles, after chucking out time on the No8 bus. Was a reluctant body double for Pete the Flying Cleggett, so that could explain his unfortunate departure!
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	Ken K F C Cleggett	Could sell sand to the Arabians...
	From The Island, this fine salesman can still be found occasionally leading the Fabulous Fezheads street level sales operation. We all hope to see Kenny more often (not least for the benefit of our travel expenses) as it's always a pleasure to buy from KFC.
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	Def Lemon Fez	More Strings.
	Used to being seen strumming and plucking in the background and always plugged in to something. Having abandoned his shaven haven he found a vocation as Fezhead bass player. He's decided to get away from us for a while, but we hope he will return after his travels.
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