The Fabulous Fezheads in conjunction with Widders Travel Co., Hot Headz Chilli Sauce, Burns Guitars and Risa Musical Instruments, are proud to announce:

 

The Fabulous Fezheads ‘Way out West!’

Fig & Date Fayre.

Yes Folks, it’s 12 years since the Fezheads first took the Fig and Date Fayre on the road and on Saturday March 28th  2009 we’re kicking off the UK leg of the ‘Way out West’ tour with the ‘Way out West’ Fig & Date Fayre.

The 2009 venue is:

The The Anchor Inn, Tintern, Nr.Chepstow, NP16 6TE
Tel: 01291 689207
@hotmail.co.uk                      co.uk
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This years Fig and Date Coordinators are Kev the Scary Fez and Father Ken: contact:Fezheads@hotmail.com


As usual the Fig & Date Fayre is a Totally Free Event  no strings.
Any teams or individuals who wish to attend just reply to this mail, and
we'll send you details nearer the time.
Full details as always on:
www.Fezheads.com
www.myspace.com/fezheads

 

The Fabulous Fezheads accept no liability whatsoever for any injuries, mental, or physical, sustained during participation in the Fig & Date Fayre. Participation is purely at individual risk.

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THE PLAN FOR THE DAY....

12:00 noon: The Fig & Date Fayre Officially opens with the presentation of this seasons Figs & Dates followed by the singing of the Traditional Fig & Date Song and a brief performance by the Fabulous Fezheads of the Fig & Date Dance.

 

12.30pm - Commence the Dancing. Dance performances from our invited guests. All Teams wishing to perform please seek out 'FATHER KEN' our official Fig & Date Dance Coordinator, and his Team.

NB: In time Honoured Tradition, Father Ken will be awarding a special 'Berthsiva' prize to the most

Entertaining Dancing Display of the Day

Our now almost legendary afternoon Music Session will be lead by the celebrated 'Colonel' George Gaddafi who will be taking notes and later presenting his 'Finger Licking Good' prize for the most tasty 'folk tune du jour' while displaying outrageous (and totally unnecessary) folksiness, or to the contributor of the most free drinks to the judge.

 

2.00 pm Let the Games Commence !

Eye of the Camel - Each team nominates two Champions to Spit Date Stones through the eye of a Camel. Each Champion has three dates per round. This event is run as an eliminator with increasing spitting distances.

Fruit Rounders - Teams of Three - an Exciting Event of Danger and Tension!

Fig and Spoon race - Relay teams of 6 in Classic Fig & Date Tradition.

Fig Roulette - Up to two Champions per team are required to subject themselves to 'Fig or Die'. The Roulette Wheel is spun with the winner being given the choice of retirement or a tasty Chillifig to stay in the game. Chillyfig must be eaten to stay in - increasing Chillifigs per round - Last man standing wins!

Belly Dance competition - Open to allcomers - Judgment by Experts.

6.30pm - Results followed by the presentation of various prizes and the Famous 'Blind Ned Cleggett' Memorial Trophy, to the Fig & Date Champions for the year 2008 !

The Fayre finishes with a 'NIGHT WITH THE FEZHEADS' with the Fez Band.

Also in 2009: FIG AID

**** Warning this event is not for the Fainthearted ! ****

The Fabulous Fezheads accept no liability whatsoever for any injuries, mental, or physical, sustained during participation in the Fig & Date Fayre. Participation is purely at individual risk.